Mischa Barton is Pissed Off



Candid pictures of Mischa Barton in Australia hit online earlier this week, and hopefully by now you’ve got the taste of bile out of your mouth. Of course all Hollywood stars are perfect and without flaws of any kind, Mischa Barton is now claiming these pictures are fake. Rush & Molloy reports:

Barton’s publicist contends that Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett – whom she calls a “parasite” – is out to make the former “O.C.” star look bad because “she called him out for taking the topless shots.”…”Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.” “Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”

That’s true. There is a lot you can do with Photoshop. There’s also a lot you can do with 82 packs of cigarettes a day, bad eating habits, and no exercise. Namely, get an ass that looks like Mischa Barton’s. I looked it up, and the only other way to get thighs like is to get cursed by a witch.

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