The Mingling Mothers, a networking group for Long Island mothers, gave Dina Lohan a “Top Mom” award this week. Take a moment to let that sink in. Dina Lohan got an award for being a good mother. Dina Lohan. Award. In a shocking twist, her ex-husband, Michael Lohan, thinks this might be the dumbest thing he’s ever heard. He tells Page Six:
Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court. “She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ‘Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi…”
Lindsay Lohan is broke and washed up at 21, and her 14 year old sister, Ali, looks like a 45 year old bartender, so who better to win this award than Dina Lohan? Stay tuned next week when Myanmar wins the “Top Vacation Spot” award and Roger Clemens is expected to walk away with “Top Husband” honors. Congratulations!
Lindsay and her boyfriend a couple nights ago: