Mariah Carey Throws a Pitch



Mariah Carey and her pancake ass threw out the first pitch at a baseball game in Tokyo yesterday. For what exactly, I have no idea. Do Japanese people even listen to R&B? I don’t think so. The girls at the massage parlor prefer a cool blend of rock hits from the ’80s, ’90s and today. Especially the one-hour commercial free rock blocks. “It now commuhsha fwee, numbah 1 G.I.!” they are fond of telling me.

Uncoordinated update: Mariah Carey is bringing the heat!

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