There are rumors that this whole thing might be an elaborate hoax, but until that comes out, Nick Cannon’s family has confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were secretly married at Carey’s home in the Bahamas earlier this week. Boy, they sound really excited. Us Magazine says:
Family member Linda Cannon told E! that Nick called her with the good news. “Yes, we know. He called us and told us all about it,” she said. “We are happy for him. If that is what he wants, then we are happy for him.” She added, “I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.”
Friends of Carey are also confirming the marriage, oh yeah, and the fact that there was no prenup. Yikes. The New York Post reports:
Everyone is happy to see her happy,” Carey’s friend told The Post. “And it could work out – some people know each other for five years and get divorced. Maybe this is true, instant love.” Not everyone is so over the moon. “There was no prenup – there wasn’t time,” said another worried source.”
I couldn’t recognize Nick Cannon if he was standing next to a Nick Cannon poster, but I guess I should congratulate him for snagging a hot multi-millionaire piece of ass like Mariah Carey. Now that he has found love, maybe I should get in touch with him to learn his secret. I’m ready to open my heart, but my mother says I shouldn’t. She says it’s because I am such a handsome boy and no girl will ever love me like she does.