Ha ha ha, you creepy bastard! TMZ reports:
Boy band man Lou Pearlman — the guy who made the Backstreet Boys and ‘NSYNC famous — just got 25 years in the big house for money laundering and conspiracy, among other shady shit. Big Lou pleaded guilty back in March to a long, complicated con game that basically pumped up his net worth and cheated other people out of millions. The judge gave him the maximum sentence.”
In addition to money laundering and stealing other people’s money, Lou Pearlman’s other hobbies include child molestation and wheezing when trying to move. I’d like to congratulate Lou in advance for his prison “Most Popular” award. Good job, Lou!