Jessica Simpson is a Cowboy



Right, yeah, okay Jessica, I get it. You have a new cuntry album coming out and you fucked the Dallas Cowboys QB. Jessica Simpson is quite possibly the most annoying person I’ve never met. I’d rather pay the $18 a minute it costs to have the Soulja Boy and cute little bunny cuddling a carrot ringtones on my cell phone than ever see this bitch again. It would be worth the ass kicking I’d get in the feminine products aisle. Sorry I didn’t put it on vibrate, cunts! Midol is over there!!!!

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By jenny, May 30, 2008 576 comments