Apparently having banged enough girls in New York not named Jennifer Aniston last week, John Mayer was back in Miami this weekend to bang a girl named Jennifer Aniston. People says:
The hot new couple relaxed at the Manadrin Oriental Hotel in Miami Saturday, eating, chatting – and smooching – poolside. Aniston, who is wrapping up the Miami portion of her new film Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston’s ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39. Their quality time didn’t end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at NIkki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying ’80s music provided by the party’s DJ before calling it a night.”
Ah, what a great time to be dating Jennifer Aniston. She’s so desperate for a man she’d put up with anything at this point. John Mayer could have came back from New York with a Flickr slide show of his threesome with a pair of 12 year old twins and a Pentagram carved in his chest and Jennifer Aniston would still be spraying perfume on her panties.