Heidi Klum is Missing Something



The only reason I know this is Heidi Klum because the pictures are labeled “Heidi Klum at a beach in Mexico” and the face looks like Heidi Klum’s, but it looks like everything from the neck down is playing some sort of trick. Heidi Klum is supposed to look like this and this, not like she should be on Survivor. My penis doesn’t know what to do. He just took my car keys and said he just needed to drive around for a while and think.

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