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Eva Mendes is the brown Jennifer Aniston, but at least she tries to mitigate some of the boring by being a raging drunk and taking her top off once in a while. Too bad she fails in this month’s Vogue Italia. She looks like a Mexican hooker at a WWII USO dance. Way to stay on the cutting edge, Vogue. You’d have an easier time getting me to jack off to a manila folder or X-ray results.
Most of these are NSFW:
Thanks to topless sniffing dog, Marcus, for sending these in!