Elisha Cuthbert is Humping Another Hockey Player



The NHL is Elisha Cuthbert’s Neverland Ranch, so here she is in Hawaii with her boyfriend, Calgary Flames defenseman, Dion Phaneuf. Surprise. If you’re keeping score at home, that makes hockey player boyfriend number three. At this point, they should put a picture of her vagina on center ice. It can’t hurt. Dion Phaneuf just tried to say something in her defense, but it seems I can’t hear him over his shorts.

New nickname for Elisha Cuthber’s vagina – “penalty box.” Zing!

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