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Unconfirmed reports were coming in from everywhere in France this morning claiming that Angelina Jolie had given birth to twins on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. ET has confirmed:
ET breaks news that ANGELINA JOLIE has had her twins! A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. “Babies are great and so is mom,” we’re told. ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after her Angie’s mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad’s mom) JOLIE-PITT. The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2.”
Other reports coming out of France today say that Benjamin Franklin and John Adams are busy negotiating the Treaty of Paris. Free and sovereign states now!
Update: People claims in their own “exclusive” that Angelina Jolie did not give birth according to one of Angelina’s reps, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.” The battle of the exclusives is on. Who will win, who will pay attention long enough to care how it ends?