George Clooney’s Girlfriend is a Slut Pt. 2




Last night, George Clooney and Sarah Larson attended the L.A. premiere of, Leatherheads, where Sarah Larson continued to pretend all this never happened. Lucky for us new pictures have been released. The Daily Mail says:

She certainly has a raunchy past, but last night George Clooney’s girlfriend looked a picture of demure sophistication as she walked the red carpet at the Hollywood premier of Leatherheads. With her strapping man by her side, Sarah Larson, 28, worked her charm in an elegant little black dress, peep toe heels and a high-wattage angelic smile. If Larson was embarrassed by the string of racy pictures that have emerged in recent times, she certainly did not let it show.”

Sarah Larson shouldn’t worry. That’s right, girl. Hold your head high. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. Last year you were being paid to lick a girl’s ass, now you’re in a whirlwind romance with an A-list Hollywood star. Congratulations. Historians will later marvel at how you accomplished this feat with only a hot ass and seemingly no breast tissue or any other attractive feature. “How did she do it?”, they will write. “Blackmail?” “Unlimited anal?” Only time will tell, I’m afraid. As we hope the secrets of this great mystery will someday be revealed to us.

George and Sarah at the Leatherheads premiere last night:

Photos: Splash

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