I’m not sure when the whole “I’m super pregnant so now would be a good time to get naked and take sexy pictures of myself” thing started, but if it could stop today, that would be great. Not because it’s gross, but because the chick is already pregnant. The sexy thing has obviously worked for her previously. I mean, thanks for sharing, but uh, what exactly is the point? I don’t get it. Do you want me to somehow get you pregnanter? Okay, sure. My semen has won several gold medals and numerous taster’s choice awards, so if you need references, they’ll be available upon request.
Thanks to the lovely Stacy for her email submission.