No longer wanted in America, Paris Hilton and her lame ass boyfriend, Benji Madden, were in Prague this weekend, and long story short, Paris did a chin plant while running away from the paparazzi. She must have thought they were trying to steal her drugs, because Paris Hilton never runs away from cameras. I don’t know whose idea was it for her to run because that’s probably not the best plan when your feet look like scuba flippers. You could race Paris Hilton with a cannon tied to your leg and you’d have to give her, at minimum, a thirty second head start.
Story and photos via Paris Hilton fansites
Update: Here’s the graceful swan falling on her beak. Sent via email from some kickass Czech IDLYITW fans who probably smoke weed.