Gisele Bundchen wears a super-tight dress [Hollywood Tuna]
Jenna Jameson is really drunk [Dlisted]
Kate Bosworth is still not eating [Popsugar]
Madonna won’t sing Like a Virgin anymore [Hollywood Rag]
Petra Nemcova gets goth [Popoholic]
Paris Hilton is a belly dancing idiot [Just Jared]
Hot Chicks With Douchebags [City Rag]
Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy it a little complicated [ASL]
Ashley Tisdale slips a thong [Taxi Driver Movie]
Miranda Kerr takes a funny picture (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Hilary Duff is still trying too hard to be famous [Egotastic]
Choke on a Roach and Bleed (Superhero Movie) [Pajiba]
John Mayer Announces At-Bat [College Humor]
I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. I fucking love Chris Cornell. I miss good shit on the radio. I don’t give a fuck about how many dolla billz today’s rappers have, how big their rims are, how many hos they have, or how many diamonds they have in they grillz. I don’t give a fuck about poppin’ lipgloss and um-ba-rellas and how many songs they make which have “Feat.” some person I don’t give a fuck about in the titles. Lastly, I don’t care about all these jackass bands which are classified as “rock,” but they’re just gayer than 80s glam-rock, gayer than The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and gayer than Queer as Folk.
Chris Cornell needs to have sex with me.
Happy Friday, kids!