Catherine Zeta-Jones says there’s no reason she has to only play motherly roles. In Sydney to promote her upcoming film, Death Defying Acts, Zeta-Jones says she still plans to get naked on film. Well, hello there thing in my pants.
Obviously, my career is expanding and I am a mother and so I’m not going to be rip-roaring in corsets playing a 19-year-old because I’m not, I’m 38 years old,” she told reporters. “I’m actually really lucky and glad these other roles have come along and I can play a mother.” But, she said, she wasn’t about to abandon sexy roles altogether. “In my next movie, which is an untitled movie at the moment, you’ll be seeing a lot more of me, put it that way,” she said. “I’m not going to be playing old grannies anytime soon. “You see, I haven’t actually reached my sexiest point yet.”
There’s a rumor going around right now that Catherine Zeta-Jones is much older than her widely accepted age of 38. Women never lie about their age, so I’m not really sure how this whole thing started. And since I really don’t feel like contacting the Welsh government for a copy of her birth certificate, I’m just gonna say she’s 38. Not that it matters. She could be 48 and I’d still pin her knees to her ears like a tail on a donkey. Or I could go back in time to the 21 year old Catherine Zeta-Jones. Just like the time I used time travel to destroy Skynet. Good times, man. Good times.
Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones topless in some things I never saw (NSFW):
Catherine at the Sydney premiere of Death Defying Acts on March 10th: