If you’re one of those dorky anime freaks, then hold on to your pocket protector and break out a fresh box of Kleenex because Britney Spears’ video for Break the Ice is here for you. It would have been a lot hotter if she was stuffing that yellow Pokemon dude up her butt and then got raped by some Dragonball Z dude, but hey, I guess I’ve come to expect a lot from Asian porn. Step it up, Brit.
Update: When I was a teenager, Liquid Television kicked ass. I had a massive crush on that Aeon Flux slut. But I’m going to grow out of it one day. And those of you hate-emailing me and schooling me on cartoons should too, you crazy Toys “R” Us kids.