Hurricane Katrina caused a MILF shortage in New Orleans, so it’s good to see Angelina Jolie doing her part to heal the community. Like yesterday, when she left her house to walk all her kids to the corner store for some snacks. I don’t know if she meant to put them in socioeconomic order or if it was just a coincidence, but I’m struggling to figure out what she’s gonna adopt next. She hasn’t left herself much wiggle room. The only thing you can put at the end of that line is a wooden Indian or donkey in a sombrero.
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Instead of looking at nothing, here’s Jennifer Aniston begging for attention as usual this weekend: