Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr, have allegedly been dating for almost a year now, and for some reason, they refuse to acknowledge they are a couple. However their elaborate puzzle of stealth and deception was solved after they were spotted all over each other last week in New York and London. People says:
The undercover lovers were recently outed, when they were spotted on a PDA-filled date at New York’s Max Brenner restaurant. “They were just being playful and kissing and hugging,” recounted an onlooker. “He’s a sweetheart and that’s all I’m gonna say,” Kerr said, blushing. “Sweetheart.” Did the two spend Valentine’s Day together? “I can’t tell you,” she replied with a laugh. “I work for Victoria’s Secret – but that’s my secret.”
Idiotic quotes aside, it’s hard to understand why Orlando Bloom would want to keep this a secret. Maybe it’s just me, but this might help quiet some of those gay rumors. And to reiterate, Miranda Kerr is a 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model. If I was dating her, chances are high that I’d make her kneel in the food court and hold a megaphone every time she blew me.