Jamie Lynn Spears is a Slut



Let’s face it, the Spears family are inbred retards, and just in case you thought Jamie Lynn got pregnant on accident, sorry. Turns out she’s just a whore. A source tells Star:

I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last,” says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. “There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.” Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. “Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.” Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”

It must be great to be Jamie Spears. I bet every Father’s Day he is showered with gifts and praise the world over. How does he do it? What is his secret? Oh, he’ll never tell. He’ll just retreat to his study to recline in his leather chair and sip brandy. And as the billowing aromatic smoke from his pipe curls into ether, his soul is content. For his work has been good.

Jamie Lynn, 16, pregnant, and wearing a Heineken shirt on Feb. 10:

Image source: Jamie-Pictures.com

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