Last I heard, the LAPD Chief was telling Britney to stay the fuck home, so I guess now the Beverly Hills Police has to respond to calls like this. Britney Spears called everyone she knew so she could have a photo op at a fucking Levi’s store. Fuck Britney. Fuck her only “friends”. Let them tear each other apart. Every time Britney leaves the house it’s like opening a cabinet in a cockroach infested house. Just throw them a wad of DDT and get it over with already.
“Bri-nee, Brih-neh, I luh u!!” Border Patrol, please? (If they called her an asshole and told her to go home to her kids I wouldn’t say a word, by the way.)