Paris Hilton Doesn’t Kiss Girls

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Despite reports that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other” at New York City’s Tenjune on Tuesday night, a rep for Paris says it never happened. OK! says

It’s false,” a rep for the Simple Life star tells OK!. “Elisha and Paris are good friends and Elisha has a boyfriend. Paris doesn’t kiss girls.”…”They were talking close due to a loud restaurant,” the rep says.

“Paris is bi” stories pop up every once in a while (like her rumored sex tape with Playboy Playmate, Nicole Lenz) whenever they want you to be reminded that this skank is supposed to be some kind of sex symbol. And boy, I think it’s working. Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert? Oh baby. I can barely even wait to start masturbating to the thought of a Valtrex-scented retard going down on a chick that looks like my paperboy. Ooh yeah, like that. Work it you sexy little bitch.

By the way, here’s Paris not kissing MTV Latin America VJ, Eglantina Zingg (NSFW):

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