In a short film made to support the ongoing Writer’s Guild Association’s strike, Maggie Gyllenhall has a “lesbian orgy” with three other women. Well, ok then. The Sun reports:
In the clip, the Secretary star turns up to a hotel room to meet a man only to find two other beauties waiting to see the SAME fella. The man called AMPiTePa – short for Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers – has stood them all up. After a spell period of frustration, Maggie takes a swig from her glass of wine and says: “We don’t need him. We’ve got everything we need right here. “Girls – you want to make an interim agreement?” The other ladies join her on the bed, but, as things start to get interesting, the lights fade and the film ends with a sexy pizza delivery girl entering the bedroom.”
Don’t get me wrong, I fully support the writers’ strike, but how is Maggie Gyllenhaal in a pretend threesome gonna help me double my residual rate on DVD sales? It would probably help if Maggie Gyllenhaal was hot. In fact, it would help a great deal. When you normally see a face like hers it’s usually been summoned by an evil warlock sorcerer to impede a hero on his epic quest. I’m failing to see how that is supposed to turn me on.