Lindsay Lohan is Still a Huge Slut



Last weekend while in Italy, Lindsay Lohan hooked up with three dudes in less than 24 hours. One of them, Italian actor Dario Faiella, spent the night with Lindsay and banged her. Stop the press! The Daily Mail reports:

Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses, local actor Dario Faiella, made it back to her room. She had been all over him earlier in the evening at a nightclub, snogging him before launching herself on top of him as they got physical on the nightclub sofa…Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri, headed back to her hotel. But Li-Lo was clearly smitten with her choice, as she showed an undressed Faiella her appreciation with a loving hand on his derriére out on her room balcony.”

Jesus, Lindsay is like a lion that just escaped from the zoo. She’s attacking every piece of meat she can find. No penis is safe. At this point the government might want to start looking at Lindsay’s vagina as a gateway to another dimension, because it really has to look like Stargate by now.

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