Lindsay Lohan Falls Off the Wagon



Still fresh from rehab, Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape drinking champagne on New Year’s Eve. Lindsay’s people are now on damage control duty. TMZ reports:

Blair Berk, Lindsay’s lawyer, told TMZ, “The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

And by “back on track” Blair means, “Lindsay took the bottle out of her mouth and stuck 3 dude’s penises in it.”

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