Gwyneth Paltrow Will Live

Gwyneth Paltrow was admitted to Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City on Monday for reasons unknown. Us reports:

She was slumped over in a wheelchair pushed by [husband] Chris Martin,” an eyewitness tells Us….”They looked very serious,” a witness tells us. “She looked upset. They went right past everyone and into the elevator. It seemed like they were expected.”

NYDN says today:

Paltrow’s rep, Stephen Huvane, declined to discuss what was wrong with the actress…”She’s fine,” said Huvane, adding that Paltrow had returned home.”

I had my fingers crossed, because all you have to do is Google “Gwyneth Paltrow” and “America” and you’ll have pages of reasons why people hate this bitch. In fact, I’m surprised she even condescended to allow herself to be treated by those unsophisticated barbarians who calling themselves American doctors. She probably fully expected to walk into the hospital and see guys in white coats beating slaves with dinosaur bones and roasting a mammoth.

Gwyneth topless in some movie I haven’t seen because all the other pictures were ugly and boring (NSFW):

Update: Life & Style sent us this photo which they say is Gwyneth leaving the hospital after her overnight stay. Click for larger photo:

Credit and thanks to Life & Style

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