Deep Links

Sylvester Stallone fisted Janice Dickinson [Dlisted]
Hayden Panettiere is the world’s smallest cheerleader [Hollywood Tuna]
Mary-Kate Olsen will be questioned by police re: Heath Ledger [Hollywood Rag]
Rosario Dawson has a new boyfriend [Just Jared]
Girls Kissing Girls [City Rag]
Heath Ledger’s family pays tribute [Popsugar]
Sienna Miller’s hard nipples (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway have a new movie [Popoholic]
Jessica Alba has a camera up her skirt (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Mary-Kate Olsen may not be interviewed by NYPD after all [ASL]
Demi Moore gets Photoshopped for V magazine [Egotastic]
Life of the Party (Cloverfield) [Pajiba]
Glen & Gary & Glen & Ross [College Humor]

Vintage Christina Aguilera sporting a Deep Throat shirt:

We’ve been pounded with emails and and comments from alleged members of the Church of Scientology who think their bullying tactics will somehow scare us into not reporting these newsworthy topics in which they’re mentioned. And according to published reports, this is the cult of Scientology’s modus operandi. As such, the following is the latest newsworthy item (Hat-tip to all who sent this.):