Britney Spears is an Excellent Driver, Part 2



Hey, would you believe that Britney Spears drove two miles on a flat tire then just decided to abandon her Mercedes CLK 350 in the middle of rush hour traffic? Well, of course you would. reports:

Driving with one nearly flat tire, the 26-year-old singer and her assistant Karla departed Brit’s gated community, The Summit, around 6:15 p.m. PT on Monday. The pair made a quick pitstop at a Starbucks and continued on for about an hour, refusing to do anything about the obviously wounded wheel. Then around 7:15 p.m. PT, Spears and company caused a gridlock situation at the intersection of Sunset Boulevard and the 405 Freeway when they abandoned Brit’s white Mercedes in the street! Instead of waiting for tow trucks, Britney looked to the trail of paparazzi behind her and found comfort – and a ride – with a new photographer by the name of Fabrizio.”

People reports:

Ms. Spears’s car was impounded,” Lt. David Grimes of the Los Angeles Police Department, West L.A. station, said – after a flat tire had caused the troubled pop star to leave her white Mercedes in the middle of the road in Brentwood, Calif. “Officers on the scene told me it was blocking the roadway,” said Grimes, “and that it was unsafe enough to leave at the location.”

There’s something to be said about abandoning your car in the middle of traffic the way Britney did. It says, “I am a lover of life, material things are of no importance to me.” It says, “I am a free spirit and traveler of the world, my road is not defined by your white lines and your traffic laws.” It says, “Jesus, I am totally fucking insane. No, seriously, did you see what I just did? That was crazy, right?”

LOL Update: During her entire stay at Cedars-Sinai Medical Hospital, Britney Spears spoke with a British accent. Kinda like she did here:

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