Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn announced via their “People” that they’re divorcing after whatever amount of years and too long having been together, and thank God because they sucked as a couple. Sean Penn was loved when he was Spicoli, then he married Madonna and got angry and stuck up. Then he married The Princess Bride, turned into a self-important, egocentric prick, and made almost everyone hate him. It could be worse, though. He could be at the bottom of a lake. You can’t breathe there. Unless you’re a fish. I don’t think Sean Penn is a fish. Oh, God I hope he’s not a fish!
P.S: I’m glad Princess Robin followed my advice. Well done, Buttercup.
P.P.S.: See, I told you so.