Rumer Willis attended the premiere of something called The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep on Saturday and unanimously won the “Dumbest Outfit of the Night” award. Nice hat. I wonder what kind of alien technology made it to fit this chick’s gigantic head, because it can’t be from something indigenous to Earth. It’s like her head gets bigger in every picture. In ten years, NASA will send an expedition into deep space using only the power of Rumer Willis’ brain in a jar.
Note: The other chick in the pictures is Brooke Burns, Bruce Willis’ ex-fiancee.