Lindsay Lohan is a Huge Slut



Who the hell knows why, but Lindsay Lohan was honored in Italy this weekend at the 12th Annual Capri Film Festival for her contribution to the film industry. Lindsay then celebrated by hooking up with three different dudes in less than 24 hours. The Daily Mail reports:

The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival. The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18. But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio. The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together. But it seems Lohan has a short memory when it comes to romance – the following day she was being whisked away by another Italian hunk, older actor Eduardo Costa. Li-Lo, dressed provocatively in a silver foil mini-dress, listened attentively to Costa’s jokes, but it was not long before she was snogging again…Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses was another local actor, Dario Faiella.”

I saw a bumper sticker one time that said “Italy is for lovers!” so the Italians probably gave her this award on purpose. They knew Lindsay would get off the plane and start trying to have sex with as many people as possible. Sure, they could have given the award to an an actual actress, but who else would walk out on stage on their hands? The wheel barrow position is always a crowd pleaser, you know.

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