Heather Mills McCartney is a Porn Star





Heather Mills, the one-legged gold-digger who Paul McCartney was dumb enough to marry without a prenup, is playing down her past.

Across the pages of the smutty mag, pouting Heather boasts: “I’m gonna drive you crazy with my body…”. Yet just a month ago, the estranged wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney had the front to go on GMTV and rant hysterically that newspaper stories of her porn past were untrue.

Heather, 39, cried crocodile tears and said: “They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like ‘hardcore porn queen’.” She dismissed her top shelf career as “glamour modelling.”

So porn is “glamour modelling” now? With that in mind, I can only assume wearing your underwear inside out is “doing the laundry,” farting in someone’s face is “CPR,” and masturbation is “ethnic cleansing.” Okay, I’m not sure that last one made sense, but I rule, so… yay me.

Heather’s glamour modelling:

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