Happy New Year!



Whatever you do tonight, please do it safe. Don’t be like Paris Hilton and spread herpes. Don’t be like Lindsay Lohan and crash your car while you’re drunk and high. If your crotch looks like Britney’s, please close your legs.

We’ll be back on January 2nd. Until then, enjoy New Year’s Eve with Paris and Nicky Hilton. They’re “like two niggers!”


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By jenny, December 31, 2007 163 comments