Elisha Cuthbert walked the black carpet at the GQ 2007 Men of the Year Awards last night, and from what I can tell, she’s now a lesbian schoolteacher or she’s studying for her Citizenship in the Community merit badge. She’s been quoted as saying she actually wanted to shave her head, but this is what she went with instead. Seriously, what the hell kind of haircut is this? My penis said he’s not leaving until he gets some answers. Some answers I tell ya!
Back when Elisha was hot: