Hey, you remember that time Tara Reid was in movies? Yeah, neither does her agent, because she’s been hired to host something called the “Hooker’s Ball” in Darwin, Australia. ninemsn reports:
The American Pie starlet’s role in the 21st staging of Darwin’s self-styled naughtiest night will include competing in the wet t-shirt contest, and a manager at the Discovery nightclub says Reid may be dressed up in lingerie or even as a prostitute. “It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said. “We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”…Mr Dunne says it was a big coup for the club and Darwin to have Reid host the event, saying they usually get passed over by “big-name stars”.
This should be fun. Because it’s Tara Reid. I’ll put the over/under at 20 minutes before she’s stumbling drunk and wondering how her panties got stuck to her shoe. If the night doesn’t end with Tara Reid passed out under a table wearing nothing but barrel suspenders and a snorkel mask, I’ll slap a bear. (Author’s note: to clarify, my teddy bear.)
Tara at the Ivy on November 23rd:
Sad, pathetic update after the jump…
Yes, this was only nine years ago.