Natalie Portman Has Fly Moves

Natalie Portman cranked dat Soulja Boy on TRL the other day, and when I say “cranked dat” I mean she hopped around a few times then looked like a caveman watching a magic trick. I’ve seen better rhythm in an electric chair. She better tighten up because Kristen Bell is stealing all of her nerd thunder now. Gosh, sorry. Didn’t mean to call you a nerd. Don’t shoot me with your ray gun. Please, not your light saber! Oh, that’s just your inhaler. Whew, you had me scared there for a second.


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