I’ve never been run off the road to be lectured by a sanctimonious Hollywood actress who was swerving between lanes moments before, but if I did, I hope I would handle myself better than this dude. Especially if that actress is Julia Roberts. She looks like a horse, and westerns tell me that you’re supposed to kick horses in the ribs when you want them to do something. So, if you ever want Julia Roberts to shut up, I’d suggest probably starting with that.
Julia out shopping on November 17th: