Jessica Simpson is Single. AGAIN.




Hey, remember all those stories about Owen Wilson dating Jessica Simpson? You don’t? That’s cool, because apparently neither does Owen Wilson. He’s been dating a model named “Le Call” for the past few weeks. People reports:

The mystery woman seen around New York with Owen Wilson has now been identified: She is model Le Call. “She is dating him,” an insider tells People….But, a source close to the couple said on Monday, “Le Call is totally overwhelmed by all of this attention. She isn’t used to it. So they will be leaving town tomorrow to escape – and traveling a great distance.”

Ridiculously stupid and presumptuous names aside, this is generally what I’d expect from Owen Wilson. He’s notorious for being constantly wrist deep in models and Playmates, not a Jessica Simpson. Jessica looks like a cartoon villain with DDs. I’m just hoping this news sends Jessica into a tailspin of depression and self-doubt, so she’ll just get naked and go away. That’s really all she has to offer. Because, at this point, her career is like a baby trapped in a hot car.

Some pictures of “Le Call“:

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