Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Need Panties

Christina Aguilera went out to eat at Amalfi a few days ago and apparently forgot horizontal stripes might not be a good idea if you’re you look like you’re about to give birth to Kong. She also forgot her panties. Christina Aguilera is slutty, and pregnant chicks are super horny, so I’m pretty sure we know how this night ended. Hey, Jordan Bratman. Fuck you.

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