Walking around with somebody’s name branded on your ass is only acceptable if you’re a farm animal, a prostitute, or a Cabbage Patch Kid. However, I’m pretty sure that Katie “Jordan” Price falls into all three categories, so we’ll let this one slide.
Walking around with somebody’s name branded on your ass is only acceptable if you’re a farm animal, a prostitute, or a Cabbage Patch Kid. However, I’m pretty sure that Katie…
Lindsay Lohan has been rumored to be completely broke for a while now, so it’s no surprise that she reportedly tried to sell staged Thanksgiving dinner photos of her with her family to several celebrity magazines. Because, well, that’s what whores do. MSNBC says:
Her asking price began in the six-figure range before dropping to $20,000. “She thinks she’s a huge star. She thinks everyone is dying to read about her, but she’s lost her fan base. Her decisions are being driven by cash, not repairing her image,”…Although her photos didn’t earn her any money (and her rep denies the entire incident), word is that her Black Friday shopping trip did. Lohan was photographed shopping at an Armani Exchange and Intermix store in Manhattan on Nov. 23, and a source close to the rehabbed starlet says the trip wasn’t just pre-arranged to give the paparazzi a heads up, she was paid for the visit, too. “Seems like everything Lindsay does is to make money,” said the disillusioned source.”
Wow, this has to be great news if you’re a Lindsay Lohan fan. Pretty soon for a few hundred bucks and a couple bumps, she’ll be available for birthdays and bachelor parties. Blowjobs? Oh yeah, those too.
Lindsay Lohan has been rumored to be completely broke for a while now, so it’s no surprise that she reportedly tried to sell staged Thanksgiving dinner photos of her with…
A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, the MTV show where 16 straight dudes and 16 lesbian women try to win the heart of that one Vietnamese whore from MySpace, is completely fake and will not be renewed because Tequila (real name: Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) has been in a heterosexual relationship for over a year. I know, I couldn’t believe it either! Page Six reports:
But it’s “all a sham,” says a source close to the show. “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”
Another theory for the cancellation is that Tila Tequila is really, really ugly. Seriously, if I was a contestant on something where this was the prize I’d slam my penis in a car door just in case.
The only interesting thing that happened on the showafter the jump…
Some NSFW fake lesbian action:
A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, the MTV show where 16 straight dudes and 16 lesbian women try to win the heart of that one Vietnamese whore from MySpace,…
On Monday, Kim Kardashian claimed that she was mobbed by fans at the JFK airport and a someone stole $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, a laptop, and a digital camera from her luggage. Her representatives immediately insinuated it was an inside job committed by airline employees. Today, the police think something else. Page Six reports:
…law enforcement officials suspect it’s a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian’s reps didn’t return calls.”
I wonder what gave her away? Maybe the “mobbed by fans” part. Unless a city bus broke down nearby, nobody in that airport would’ve recognized this skank. The only way she’d get surrounded in an airport is if the terror alert level was raised.
On Monday, Kim Kardashian claimed that she was mobbed by fans at the JFK airport and a someone stole $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, a laptop, and…
Britney’s people are doing major damage control right now, but In Touch Weekly is doing a little damage control of their own – by sending their Blackberry messages with JR Rotem to everyone on their email list (omg, and we’re on it!!).
In Touch Weekly has documented proof that JR Rotem confirmed to In Touch on Monday, November 26, 2007 that Britney Spears was pregnant and that he was the father. Before he denies this information, he should acknowledge that he confirmed the story to In Touch through text message.
Here are some of the texts:
IN TOUCH: They are saying Britney’s pregnant and you’re the father…
JR: It’s true
IN TOUCH: OK, awesome. Do u think Britney will keep it? She’s already talking about it to people
JR: No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable.”
I can’t believe men still stick their unprotected penises inside Britney Spears. She’s absolutely disgusting. You’d think men would care more about keeping their favorite body part intact. I picture Britney’s vagina like the kids’ room in Poltergeist. Everything inside is haunted, and when she opens her legs you hear screams and scary monsters jump out and growl at you … then rip your dick off.
The first semi-decent, sorta HQ pictures showed up, so here’s Hayden Panettiere’s recent photoshoot from GQ. I appreciate the enthusiasm she’s showing, but the only people who are going to enjoy this midget porn are people who need permission to leave the state and the Japanese. We get it, she’s barely legal. Thanks for pointing that out, GQ. Maybe next time you can let her wear a Hello Kitty backpack or suck her thumb to make sure I’m fully creeped out.
Hey, you remember that time Tara Reid was in movies? Yeah, neither does her agent, because she’s been hired to host something called the “Hooker’s Ball” in Darwin, Australia. ninemsn reports:
The American Pie starlet’s role in the 21st staging of Darwin’s self-styled naughtiest night will include competing in the wet t-shirt contest, and a manager at the Discovery nightclub says Reid may be dressed up in lingerie or even as a prostitute. “It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said. “We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”…Mr Dunne says it was a big coup for the club and Darwin to have Reid host the event, saying they usually get passed over by “big-name stars”.
This should be fun. Because it’s Tara Reid. I’ll put the over/under at 20 minutes before she’s stumbling drunk and wondering how her panties got stuck to her shoe. If the night doesn’t end with Tara Reid passed out under a table wearing nothing but barrel suspenders and a snorkel mask, I’ll slap a bear. (Author’s note: to clarify, my teddy bear.)
Tara at the Ivy on November 23rd:
Sad, pathetic update after the jump…
Yes, this was only nine years ago.
Hey, you remember that time Tara Reid was in movies? Yeah, neither does her agent, because she’s been hired to host something called the “Hooker’s Ball” in Darwin, Australia. ninemsn…
Reports were everywhere yesterday that Britney Spears is four weeks pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s baby. Somebody that Britney may or may not know wants you to know that it’s a vicious lie. A source tells OK! Magazine:
She’s furious at InTouch,”….”The story is a complete lie. She does not even see or talk to J.R., and she hasn’t had any dealings with him in months.”…”She’s thinking about suing,” explains the pal. “She’s so mad. She’s worked so hard at being a working mom and resolving legal issues. To have such a messed up lie come out like this now really angers her. She is serious about wanting to sue.”
Britney’s life is like a hillbilly episode of COPS, fully documenting every second of every day. And this is the one thing that made her want to sue. This. I can totally understand. She worked hard to get rid of the kids she has now, she can’t have people thinking she’s pregnant. People don’t like to party with pregnant chicks.
Britney shooting a new music video yesterday:
Note: The banner picture is old. She was pregnant with Sean Preston there.
Reports were everywhere yesterday that Britney Spears is four weeks pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s baby. Somebody that Britney may or may not know wants you to know that it’s a…