Pamela Anderson has ended speculation that her rushed wedding to Rick Salomon was due to a secret pregnancy. People reports:
Please tell everybody – categorically I am not pregnant,” Anderson told Las Vegas celebrity blogger Robin Leach. “It’s just not true,” the mother of two added to Leach, who interviewed her at a party Wednesday night for airline magnate Richard Branson. “I would tell you if it was.” To underscore it, at the party Anderson was “celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne,” Leach writes. On her own Web site, Anderson offered a less precise denial – and suggested new beau Rick Salomon is a little sensitive about the media attention. “So funny,” she writes. “I don’t normally look at press but Rick does sometimes. And so much nonsense. Don’t believe what you read. Esp about people (sic) personal business.”
If I was Rick Salomon I’d stop thinking of ways to fake my own death, because that was close. Good luck trying to live down being the baby daddy of a chick who’s had Tommy Lee’s and Kid Rock’s balls in her mouth. The only thing I know is that I’ve stared at these pictures of Pamela Anderson on the beach this weekend for a while now, and I’m almost positive that the only way to get my penis up is to read from the Necronomicon.