Kim Kardashian went on the Tyra Banks Show in a 1800s school teacher outfit last month and said that she wanted to put her sex tape behind her because she wanted to be a positive role model for her four sisters. Then she posed naked for Playboy. Man, what a shining example Kim is to young girls everywhere. She’s like Helen Keller and Jane Austen except with implants and other people’s pee all over her.
These are NSFW, obviously:
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