Jennifer Lopez is Pregnant



After a few weeks of speculation, Jennifer Lopez is expected to announce this weekend at a New York concert that she is indeed pregnant with her first child . The Sun reports:

The reformed diva has found it harder and harder recently to stop rumours she’s pregnant. And a fan machine blowing her floaty top aside to reveal what seemed like a prominent baby bump at her concert in Connecticut last Wednesday didn’t help matters.”

Congratulations, I bet this baby sure is excited. Its mom has no talent and a comically gigantic ass. It’s dad looks like one of the villains from the Thundercats. Awesome. Instead of picturing this baby holding the genetic golden ticket, picture a clubbed baby seal.

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