Derek Jeter is a Pimp



Derek Jeter, the New York Yankees shortstop who has plowed through Hollywood actresses such as Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel seemed to enjoy his stay at Miami’s Shore Club. Page Six says:

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter’s penthouse and were then charged for parking.” “The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before – a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking. “Obviously, they’d spent the night there,” giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, “After last night, he’d better fucking take care of it!” After a bit of insistence, “they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all,” said our snitch.”

When people visit Cooperstown in fifty years, the tour guide will probably say something like, “To your left, you’ll find Hank Aaron’s Negro League Jersey, to your right, you can see Reggie Jackson’s bat from Game 6 of the 1977 World Series, and right through those double doors contains the actual penis of Derek Jeter….”

Obligatory NSFW Jessica Biel pictures:

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By todd, October 16, 2007 46 comments