Britney Spears is a Menace



Ex-Playmate Nicole Narain, Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend and co-star of the Colin Farrell sex tape, is yet another person saying Britney Spears is mentally unstable and an unfit mother. The Sun reports:

The model, who once starred in a sex tape with ex-lover Colin Farrel, made several shocking claims, including:

* Britney was caught breast-feeding her son Jayden while she was drunk on vodka.

* Kevin fears her erratic behaviour has left their two sons permanently ‘damaged’.

* Brit has been warned several times not to leave the boys in her swimming pool unsupervised and in her car without seatbelts.

* Britney once made a pass at Nicole when they were in the toilet together.

Kevin reportedly told Nicole: “I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him.” Nicole went on to describe K-Fed’s fears for Britney’s life, “She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. “Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me she has killed herself.”

This stuff may or may not have been covered in court on Friday, but whatever it was, it wasn’t good. Britney left the courtroom during the hearing several times and when a reporter asked how she was doing, Britney simply replied:

Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!”

It should really make you take pause when Kevin Federline and chick from a sex tape are the voices of reason in your ongoing child custody case. That is, unless you’re Britney Spears. I don’t know if there’s a way to measure the level of retarded that Britney is, but she continues to believe the whole world loves her regardless of everything she does. Meanwhile, Sean Preston and Jayden James are MapQuesting Angelina’s house and putting the finishing touches on their Maddox and Zahara costumes. “We break in at dawn. Then we wait…” Sean Preston was overheard as saying.

Britney on October 25th:

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By todd, October 29, 2007 32 comments