OJ Simpson Gets Arrested

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OJ Simpson was arrested yesterday at the Palms (of course) in Las Vegas for his part in an armed robbery which took place at the Palace Station hotel/casino.

“The prospective charges and possible punishments:

* Conspiracy to commit robbery, a felony, one to six years in state prison.
* Burglary with the use a deadly weapon, a felony, two to 15 years in state prison.
* Assault with a deadly weapon, two counts, felonies, one to six years in state prison on each count. Coercion with a deadly weapon, a felony, two to 12 years in state prison.
* Robbery with the use of a deadly weapon, two counts, a felony, two to 15 years in state prison on each count plus an enhancement of up to 15 years on each count for use of a firearm.
* Conspiracy to commit a crime, a gross misdemeanor, up to one year in county jail.”

As of this morning OJ is still at the Clark County Detention Center and below is his smug little mugshot. Not pictured: two Xs for eyes and LOLs from anxious Nevada State Prison inmates.

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Source: KLAS-TV

Update: TMZ has a partial audio recording of the robbery. Transcript after the jump…

OJ: Don’t let nobody out this room.

Motherfuckers!

Think you can steal my shit and sell it?

(Unknown): No.

OJ: Don’t let nobody out of here.

Motherfucker, you think you can steal my shit?

(inaudible)

(Unknown): Fuck you. Mind your own business

(Unknown): Look at this shit.

(Unknown): Get over there

OJ: You think you can steal my shit?

(Unknown): Backs to the wall.

(Unknown): I was trying to get past you;

(Unknown): Walk your ass over there.

OJ: Think you can steal my shit?

(Unknown): Mike took it.

(Unknown): You, against the motherfucking wall.

OJ: I know fucking Mike took it.

(Unknown): Search him.

(Unknown): And I know what Brian’s trying to prove.

OJ: I always thought you were a straight shooter.

(Unknown): I’m cool. I am.

(Unknown): Stand up.

(Unknown): So so

(Unknown): Get your motherfucking asses up.

(Unknown): Stand the fuck up.

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