I’m sure there’s a special kind of hell for making fun of a pregnant chick, but whatever, it’s Nicole Richie. Fuck her. She got pregnant because she thought it would help her stay out of jail. Yeah, pregnancy is always a good idea when your hobbies include heroin and driving down the highway the wrong way. Because, you know, narcotics are cornerstones of childhood development. So congratulations, Nicole. There’s a good chance your baby is gonna be a cyclops.
Nicole Richie in a bikini if you feel like testing your gag reflex: