Usually when hear the words “model” and “topless,” you’re expecting something good. Sorry. Kate Moss looks like she should be standing behind barbed wire. She’s gross. It’s been about 15 years and I still have no idea how she managed to trick the world into believing she’s a model. I guess the same way I tricked Salma Hayek into thinking the baby isn’t mine. C’mon Salma, you can’t get pregnant in an American pool, baby. It’s not my fault your country doesn’t have chlorine.
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