Jerry Lewis’ 2007 MDA Telethon raised $63 million for muscular dystrophy over Labor Day weekend, but people with muscular dystrophy are boring so here’s a video of Jerry Lewis saying “illiterate faggot” on live television. This guy is 81, so there’s about a 40% chance that he knew where he was. That’s why I think we should seriously consider the government’s proposal to grind up all old people and use them as an alternative energy source. Can you believe the gas prices out there, man? I could barely pay my yacht club dues this month.