In what scholars will later call the least surprising news of 2007, Halle Berry, 40, has confirmed that she and model Gabriel Aubry, 32, are expecting a baby next year. Halle says:
Yes, I am three months pregnant. Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!”
Well, isn’t this great? This kid is gonna have a model for a dad and freakin’ Halle Berry for a mom. By the time this kid hits high school, he’ll have collected more virgins than a Drosophila laboratory.
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